Postal employees are accustomed to dealing with a
moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed his desk,
the employee responded in his calmest voice, “What’s the trouble?”
“I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came
home, I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a
package, but no one was home. I’ll have you know, my husband
was in all morning! He never heard a thing!”
After apologizing, He got her parcel.
“Oh good!” she gushed. “We’ve been waiting for this for
ages!”
“What is it?” he asked.
“My husband’s new hearing aid.”
“Next!”
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